That’s just like a woman, innit?
Can’t even survive a bloody period without their god damn phone.
Would hate to catch yourself tied up in front of the net screening the goalie (i.e.
the perfect selfie opportunity), and not have your phone on you to capture the moment for mems.
Not at the Women’s Worlds.
But until that happens, someone is gonna have to document that the game actually happened.
Someone has to grow the game.
Women’s hockey doesn’t necessarily pay the bills.
Maybe her full-time job is nurse, and she was on call.
Maybe she was in the queue for Beyonce tickets.
Maybe she was pregnant.
There’s a million reasons you might need your phone on you during the Women’s Worlds Quarterfinals.
Ok sorry that’s enough bad jokes about women.
Maybe it came from a ref.
Maybe a fan had it sitting along the glass and it slipped through the boards somehow.
But it sure doesn’t look like it.
That’s a phone that came directly off a player’s body.
I will say, I’ve played beer league hockey with guys who keep their phones on them.
They’ll stick it in their compression shorts.
I’m not really sure why.
It always seemed like an unnecessary risk.
But I’d think the World Quarterfinals would be a pretty big moment for anybody playing on Team USA.
Big enough that it’d require your undivided attention.
Having a distraction like a cell phone on your person seems a little nuts.
Unless she has a coach in the stands sending her videos of her shifts.
“Move your feet!
Things of that nature.
I guarantee there’s at least at few hockey dad’s in the world who do exactly that.
Especially considering the tournament is being played in Ceske Budejovice, Czechia.
Over 4,000 miles away from home.
She’s gonna have to print out her boarding pass on the way home.
I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
Good win today though, Team USA.
We’re onto the Semifinals vs Czechia.
Fuck you, Czechia.
Rock, flag, and eagle.
