Straight out of a book for football coaches.

Just football guy 101.

And here’s Fran Brown.

What does a coach do after a tough loss?

Go over game footage?

Maybe take a shower to wash away the disappointment?

Nope he doesnt shower after a loss.

Perfect football guy rationale.

One says shower with your uniforms, another says ban showering.

Just unreal thought processes with these guys.

They really are from Mars.

And honestly, that’s what I want in my head coach.

you might’t get to the D1 head coaching level without being a psychopath.

If you’re a normal guy, you’re coaching JV in middle of nowhere, Iowa.

The real questions is how this could affect the team?

Or can the players not see past that and just think the man stinks because he refuses to shower?