I’ve always loved sumo wrestling.
Not loved to the point of ever once paying attention to what’s actually going on in professional sumo.
So maybe that’s not a true “love” for the art of sumo.
But I love the idea of it.
I love that sumo wrestling exists.
Funny how it’s always the same judge.
I love how the referee’s are dressed as Samurai.
I would like to see sumo become more mainstream.
Sumo deserves to be an Olympic sport.
Especially considering the sports that are part of the Olympics nowadays.
Someone else will be awarded a gold medal for climbing a fake rock wall.
They’ll also be giving medals for skateboarding.
I have nothing but respect for the sport of skateboarding.
But skateboarding has only been a thing since the late 1900’s.
Sumo wrestling, as forementioned, has been around since before Jesus Christ.
Sumo deserves a spot in the Olympics.
Even if Japan wins all the medals.
The least we can do is throw them a bone after the bombings.
It’s not like they were responsible for the camps.
They probably didn’t even know about them.
They just picked the wrong side.
I mean can you really blame them?
You know how charism- ok never mind.
Olympic Sumo would inspire fat American’s to make something of themselves.
Imagine what an American sumo uprising would do for the fats of our country.
Those of you sitting alone in your bed reading this mediocre blog.
Honestly, if any country should embrace sumo wresting it’s America.
Half of our country is already in sumo shape.
We could be the best sumo wrestling nation in the world if we wanted to.
It’s just like soccer.
Imagine in LeBron James grew up dedicating his life to sumo.
Sumo wrestling is a beautiful sport.
It’s a shame I won’t think about it again for another 300 days or so.
