Summer Is Cancelled. The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Has Crashed

I’m sorry but how do we even allow this to happen?

Does the Wienermobile not travel with a motorcade like the President or the Pope?

It would be one thing if the Wienermobile crashed in the winter.

But in the middle of July when we’re in peak grease missile season?

During an election season, no less!

Something just doesn’t add up here, is all I’m saying.

America is nothing without hot dogs in the summer.

Olympus has fallen, and now we’re stuck with 2 choices.

We either fight back to reclaim our glizzy glory, or we’re no better than the French.