Remember how pumped he got for how many toilets it was going to have?

Time sure does fly amirite?

I’ll be honest, ever since 2020 my entire concept of time has been beyond cooked.

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Our brains are collectively melted from all that bullshit.

Or, it’s going to be a complete disaster.

Either way, I can’t wait to see what happens.

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Then of course there’s the Halo.

Listen, scoreboard updates are important.

I remember when the Garden finally updated its scoreboard, it made a huge difference.

That coach’s corner feature?

Very in on that.

Now we’re cooking with gas.

At the end of the day, this is what people care about.

This is honestly the only thing they actually need to show.

you’re able to’t tell me they didn’t think of everything with this new arena.

Another A++ move by Steve Ballmer.

People love the t-shirt toss, no matter what the setting is.

There’s just something about getting a free t-shirt that really does it for people, and why not?

Everyone can always use a free t-shirt, not to mention kids lose their shit whenever it happens.

But you know who always got screwed?

Anyone sitting in the nosebleeds.

Like I said, they thought of everything!

Not sure I love the “Make Waves” slogan, but in terms of graphics and technology?

Yeah, that was pretty damn sweet.

Not only that, let’s not forget that every seat also has a charger.

I believe we call that “checkmate”.

So hats off to Steve Ballmer and the Clippers.

This thing actually looks as incredible as you made it sound over the last 5 years.