If you ask me, this is a classic, “Chicken or egg?”

Which means it’s very possible celebrities are fucking kids in there.

Something about “the mark of the beast” from a passage in the book of Revelations?

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Something about the anti-christ being a charming man of Muslim descent?

I said, “Wait Obama is a Muslim?”

To which he said, “His name is Obama”

To which I said, “Touche.

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Did Islam even exist during Bible times?.”

I’m not sure what he said after that.

I just made that dialogue.

That part is true.

I tried to tell him he was just itchy from the meth.

But he wasn’t having it.

He thew his whole wardrobe away.

Unfortunately I’m not making that part up either.

The correlation between heavy meth use and believing wild conspiracy theories probably doesn’t need to be studied.

Meth & conspiracy theories go together like pork chops and applesauce.

I’d be ignorant to think I would know better than anyone else.

I mostly just leave them alone.

“You don’t get it.

It’s about power.

They get off on it.”

It’s a god Off-White hoodie guys.

it’s possible for you to bid on that sweatshirt it on StockX.

And it’s not like a god damn red devil face is some unique one-of-a-kind piece of art.

A red devil face is extremely generic.

Red devil faces are everywhere.

Or maybe they just enjoy/want to be cool by pretending to enjoy the artwork of Jean Michel-Basquait.

Sorry I know I’m going to get myself in trouble here.

I’m sure there’s somebody right now just shaking their head in disgust at my ignorance.

That’s why I never go down this road.

I’m not equipped to go to battle with someone who has their arguments in order.

They’d make me look a fool.

I guess the original study I referenced as an excuse to ramble about conspiracy theories makes sense.

Honestly, I don’t think it’s very groundbreaking information.

But it still seems like a bit of a chicken or the egg situation.

The longer you spend go down that road, the longer you go not sleeping.

It’s a vicious cycle.

Soon enough you’re Charlie Kelly hunting down Pepe Silvia.

It all kinda makes perfect sense if you think about it.

That’s my pointless Monday blog about conspiracy theories.