Welcome Stathole Sports ETF shareholders - I hope this report finds you well.
And to be clear, I am VERY much stretching, if not outright abusing, the wordopportunityhere.
The idea is simple.
Up a grand total of $3.88.
That’s what we are all about here at Stathole Sports ETF.
We don’t need to hit the lotto on +1250 parlays the books want you to make.
Maybe that’s the secret to winning?
Small and steady wins the race.
But it takes discipline and emotionless tactics to accomplish this.
While it is my fiduciary responsibility to divulge, it is not your obligation to read…
This is the part where you leave.
I’ll do better.
Losing a +14.5 bet on any overtime game would just be tough.
Heart got going on this one which is not what is supposed to happen on these boring bets.
Was pretty sure that would just be a blip on this otherwise boring parlay radar.
Part 2 - Dallas +20.5
Down 17 early in the third quarter was not the feeling I wanted.
But it was a familiar feeling.
And one that would not improve with 5 minutes left and the same deficit.
And I was not impressed to see the Bucks down 24 at halftime.
Whatever - one more to go.
And that was exactly how I felt watching this game from tip-off until the fourth quarter.
Until it wasn’t…
Luckily things tempered off from there and the Pistons only lost by 11.
And let’s not forget to consider all the PTSD from legs 1-3 to deal with as well.
And that is the story of the most stressful $5.31 anyone ever won betting on sports.
Excuse me, investing.
Less than a fourth of the initial investment.
And you know what?
Two of these legs were no sweat.
Fast forward to 33.1 seconds left and a 96-95 Clippers lead.
For those not scoring at home that’s a total of 191.
10.5 off the mark with half a minute left.
Then my hero made his first of two key plays to save me.
A hero to literally no one.
Was my hero that night.
Forcing the Clippers to score next with an invitation to go for two.
Harden then does his job as a solid side-kick in tying the game giving me renewed life.
Then my hero made his second key play.
It led to the only thing that would save us.
Let’s move on to Easter Sunday.
But what did we learn before?
When we have problems, what do we throw at them???
Stathole ETF is risen!
And that my good shareholders, is the longest story ever to end in winning just $3.88.
I’m sorry, GROWTH.
Winning $3.88 is super lame.
But when you say growth, that makes it better.
So long as you didn’t just read the path we took to get here.
Better to just look at the numbers after the fact.
You just carry on.
More plays to cook up today.
Safe to say we will have exposure in every NBA playoff game in some way.
- Regards,
@Stathole
