First one, then another hot drink toppled onto his lap, their lids popping off.

I don’t say this often in life, but I desperately need to see this mans penis.

All those things must have been shown in court right?

What a trial that must have been.

The humiliations of suffering through that trial alone might be worth a few million in its own right.

They are permanently ruined.

Mr. Garcia will never have sex again for the rest of his life.

points to Mr. Garcia,He’s a freak!

Mr. Garcia is no longer a man!

Even if his penis worked, no woman is going to touch him.

No woman wants to be with THAT.

My client’s penis is a monstrosity.

It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

I’m sure the burns will heal over time.

And there are still plenty of ways to pleasure of women.

Some women don’t even like penetrative sex.

It’s not like he can’t achieve orgasm.

Men have G-spots too.

Honestly a burned crotch might even be a turn on for some ladies.

There’s a lot of weirdo kinks out there.

He’ll be fine.

He’s totally still a man.

More of a man than ever if you ask me."

His crotch must be in horrific condition for him to be awarded $50 million.

The way the number got all the way up to $50 million is actually kind of funny.

To his credit it worked.

But that is nuts.

That’s a $20 million apology.

Mr. Garcia really must be in a living hell.

$50M for a burned goin is a no brainer.

There’s legitimately no amount of money to make that worth it.

Unfortunatel,y I can’t find any reliable information on exactly how bad Mr. Garcia has it.

Obviously the prosecution and defense are saying very different things.

Neither him or the barista are 100% blameless.

It really is Starbucks the company’s fault as whole.

Just spend a little more money on your drink treys guys.

I don’t know exactly how bad this guy’s injuries are.

Maybe this really is an all-time fleecing.

5 years from now he could be a perfectly healthy $50-millionaire with a almost totally normal penis.

If so, then good for him.

No matter how petty the lawsuit.

Congrats on the pay day brother.