Remember when Starbucks was cool?
Or comfortable, cozy, and dare I say… sexy?
A place you’d take a girl on a date!
A place to read a book or conduct a business interview.
A place to linger, to occupy, to exist without hurry!
Those days are fucking dead.
Still others have switched to coffee shop competitors that are popping up across the country.
10% lower this year vs. last!
Not great, Bob.
I paid 80 cents extra for oat milk so just a regular ass latte is over 7 dollars.
Makes no sense!"
The bad news is that it will still suck fucking ass to go there.
Whatever it is, they had better sort their shit out quick.
