Less than 10 seconds into that clip you knew things were going to end poorly for ol' Joshua.
For this kid’s sake, I really hope he was a randomlast secondselection.
But I could be wrong.
Then from the cloud’s he’s gifted this opportunity to take a massive financial load off their plate.
They sit down around the TV ready to watch little Joshy give it his best shot.
Sorry Joshua, that was probably harsh.
At least nobody who I was friend’s with in college.
I do appreciate him putting forth the effort to be a showman.
He wasn’t afraid to put his money where his drunk ass mouth was.
In an alternate universe, maybe he makes that kick then turns around and give McAfee double birds.
What a legendary moment that would have been.
At least he didn’t go down like a bitch.
Instead he went down like a big stupid idiot.
In front of God, his family, and Darius Rucker.
The shoe flies 100 yards into the crowd.
He’ll probably be spending the rest of his college football Saturday with one shoe on.
I’m still not entirely sure where the ball went.
But at least he wasn’t boring.
He wasn’t beaming with charisma or anything.
But if you’re ESPN and College Gameday, that’s probably the ideal contestant.
Have a lovely rest of your day, Joshua.
Sorry you didn’t get that tuition paid for.
