Some Eagles Players Are Allegedly Telling Family Members Not To Go To Brazil Because Of The High Crime Rate

Um…that’s certainly not ideal.

Like, really, Roger?

And don’t tell me it’s not dangerous.

The teams are going to be fine.

They’ll have enough protection and support to actually invade and conquer Brazil if they so choose.

But the point remains.

And to repeat, this Friday night South American Goodell greedfest is the Eagles officialHOME OPENER.

Thanks a lot, Rog!

And like Darius Slay said, it’s Week 1.

Time to get excited.

If you’re heading down there like be careful and be sure to only Bleed Green, not red.

That’s how much the Birds/NFL have a grip over all the entire area/America.

And the Roman Circus, plays on.