No cap, I will shit my fucking pants if Zlatan walks in the office on Wednesday.
I might be new to the premier league, but Zlatan is a living legend.
He would without a doubt be the most famous athlete to ever step foot inside Barstool Sports.
The man is a content goldmine.
Which is exactly why I can’t wait to see him take off Jake Malasek’s head.
This is a guy who tells his wife that her Christmas present every year is him.
This is the man who came as a king and left as a legend.
The guy copyrighted his own name for God’s sake.
The only thing Im worried about is that Zlatan coming to the office might actually kill Zah.
But knowing Zah, there’d be no better way to go out than seeing Zlatan rip piss missiles.
