I don’t know what to tell you.

This obviously isn’t some massive match, it’s a grassroots league based on what I read.

I don’t even think I can blame the ref for being scared for their own safety.

You got someone willing to use poop as a weapon, you’re dealing with a crazy person.

I wouldn’t want to be around that for another 45 minutes.

If shit in a shoe is step 1, what’s step 2 if you make a bad call?

Can’t be thinking about people dropping deuces in your comfortable shoes you wear to and from the match.