And in a lot of ways, it’s the worst possible outcome.
A Nothingburger Royale with Cheese.
“This was not the enemy,” Leavitt said.
Think of him what you will, but you cannot deny he’s a showman.
A Reality TV host to the core of his being.
Way better than Bret Michaels winning Season 9.
This drone story reaching a crisis point would play right into his hands.
Simultaneously pinning it on the two politicians he defeated to get reelected and casting himself as the hero.
Just not as disappointed as Trump had to be.
We’ll never be able to get a decent conspiracy theory off the ground ever again.
But I guess all this means that New Jersey is fine and in no danger whatsoever.
Which to this Masshole might be the biggest disappointment of all.
