I got catfished this week.
I don’t remember which platform I was scrolling through while taking a massive dump…
I think it wasTikTok.
Again, the details are hazy.
You see, I, myself, have been dieting for the past year.
I’m actually back down to the weight I was when I started at Barstool.
MORE LIKE MEDIUM!!!
“-joke has probably run its course by now.
I wrote myself a note to follow up on buying the scale and then went back to scrolling/shitting.
Get to work and get ready to…
Take a report.
