Serena Williams called out a French restaurant for not seating her and got owned by the place on Twitter.
Apparently Serena was pissed the place wouldn’t seat her even though there were empty tables.
You see the French are pushovers everywhere else except when it comes to the dining experience.
They will not cancel someone’s reservation even for the Tennis Goat.
If you call ahead and make a res they honor the fuck out of it.
All she had to do was make a reservation.
The high French cuisine standard is no exception even for a celebrity.
It is wild that Serena would not understand the sanctity of French cuisine.
Is it absolutely asinine that the French wouldn’t be accommodating?
Absolutely, but that’s part of the reason why French cuisine is coveted.
They spit in your face and say it rains and you like it.
French Cuisine is the masochism of meals.
They serve you frogs and snails and tell you it’s the best shit you have ever eaten.
They abuse you during the meal, that’s part of it.
Having to go through all their hoops and be subjected to their snobbery is part of the experience.
That is killing someone with love.
It’s the greatest scam of all time.
It’s literally shitting down your throat and saying its a 5-star meal.
