You know what they say: winning cures everything!
It feels damn good to be back in the win column.
In the past three weeks, Ive watched Skylar Thompson, Tim Boyle, and Snoop Huntley play quarterback.
During that span, Ive seen the Dolphins score a grand total of TWO touchdowns.
So, you’re able to bet your ass Im feeling pretty great this Monday morning.
Now look, Im not going to blow smoke up your assor my own, for that matter.
I know we still suck, but so does everyone else in our division.
Sean McDermott, once again, has proven that he cant manage the clock.
My point is: the Jets arent the team everyone hyped them up to be.
You should be embarrassed.
The Dolphins suck, but my God, you guys are horrendous.
Do Drake Maye a favor and let him sit the entire year.
Theres no reason to throw him out there behind this dumpster fire of a football team.
Granted, the Bills will probably blow our backs out like they usually do.
But thats why winning and hope are the two best drugs in all of sports.
Im not saying were completely backbut were no longer dead.
