He may be 72 but he is still as wise as anyone when it comes to his wordplay.
Every single pun is just soooo corny.
Calling Juan Soto “the magic Juan”, guy thought he nailed that.

These reporters fight for position to get up close to Boras to hear him spit nursery rhymes at them.
He hit us with Snelling salts for Blake!
My word what a genius this guy is.
He’s evolved from a mega agent to a part time comic.
He’s just out there running continuous alley-oops.
He is literally Mitch Hedberg up there at an open mic trying out new material.
He’s such an artist when it comes to press conferences, no one does it like Scotty B.