If the Philadelphia Eagles win a Super Bowl in 2024, Joe Schoen deserves a ring.

He is the best running back to ever live.

A 70-yard touchdown in the 3rd quarter.

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A 72-yard touchdown in the 4th quarter.

255 yards on the ground.

Over 300 yards total.

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Saquon Barkley alone outscored and outgained the entire New York Giants today.

So let me take a quick moment and thank Joe Schoen on behalf of Eagles fans everywhere.

Even the sound guy ended up on the receiving end of a violent Saquon carry.

Saquon Barkley and the Philadelphia Eagles didn’t just beat the Rams tonight.

They mercilessly pounded the Rams.

From Saquon to AJ Brown to goddamn Milton Williams.

Obviously Saquon benefits greatly from the offensive line bullying the guys up front.

That’s the only way to describe this game.

Everything was as advertised.

The running game was the best in the league.

The defense made Matthew Stafford’s life a living hell for most of that game.

Well I’ve been as anti-Sirianni as it gets this season.

But tonight was his best game of the season by far.

The challenge on the fumble on the first drive of the game.

Accepting the penalty when the Rams were going to go for it on 4th down anyway.

Being fired up on the sideline but not overly animated all night.

Nick Sirianni was pushing all the right buttons and making all the right decisions tonight.

7 in a row.

That doesn’t just happen by accident in the National Football League.

The Birds are a juggernaut.