I don’t know what country the North Pole belongs to, but apparently it’s not America.
Can’t believe Santa Claus let his Visa expire right before the holidays.
Just goes to show how pompous and arrogant that guy is.
Unfortunately, I still can’t find anything.
So we can only speculate.
Your mind immediately goes to sex crimes.
It’s a job tailor made for perverts.
This doesn’t look like a mall however.
On the surface, a Santa costume seems like a great disguise for avoiding law enforcement around the holidays.
Nobody expects a Santa to do anything bad.
But you have to see to it your Santa costume is on point.
Or a card carrying member ofThe Worldwide Santa Claus web link.
He’s giving Craigslist Santa.
The way his beard falls off his face.
His Santa hat looks cheap.
He didn’t bother to dye his hair grey.
He’s not even fat.
Craigslist Santa’s should not exist.
Here’s a content idea for someone more ambitious and ballsy than I am.
Put a Santa-For-Hire ad up on Craigslist.
Being a Santa is a big responsibility.
