you could’t deny that flag football is a modified version of tackle football.
Flag football piggybacks off the success of tackle football.
Who is a better representation of the sport?
Housh Doucette or Patrick Mahomes?
Who says no to that challenge?
If anybody should, it’s the NFL.
Playing on Pro Bowl weekend would be unfair to them if anyone.
All that sounds pretty intriguing, right?
I’d certainly plan my day around watching that.
I bet they could sell out an NFL stadium.
Slowly but surely, flag football is being integrated into our culture.
And per Roger Goodell, soon enough, the NFL will have its own flag football league.
Which still won’t seem too bad, because it’s not directly taking away from the NFL.
It will start with putting flags on quarterbacks.
They’ll point to players like Tua Tagovailoa.
Drooling all over his wheelchair.
Incapable of forming coherent sentences.
Fingers permanently stuck like that.
They’ll gradually introduce rules that make playing defense in the NFL next to impossible.
To be a halfway effective defensive player will cost you half your salary in fines.
Tackle football will become insufferable to watch.
People will start saying that flag football is actually the better product.
The NFL as we know it will become such a joke that eventually they’ll eliminate tackling altogether.
It’s all fun and games now, but Roger Goodell has football fans exactly where he wants them.
“Yeah, football in the Olympics!
“, “We want to see Patrick Mahomes play!
“, “Fuck Douchebag Darrell!”
It’s all a part of the plan.
So enjoy the NFL while you’re able to.
We may only have so many seasons of it left.
