It was all anybody could talk about all night.
(That and how gawd-awful Ian Eagle’s nepobaby son Noah was calling the game)
It was disgraceful.
The fucking playing surface.

And it’s been happening for years.
6 years ago they did this same exact shit in Mexico.
As that video up above showed, it looked as if that grass was rooted in fucking sand.
And cut extremely short.
They’re constructed for 100 lb guys to zip up and down vertically.
They’re built for speed, (not comfort.
Like Jane Seymour’s tits inWedding Crashers)
Something JJ Watt perfectly articulated.
- you really can’t say enough about what dumpster fire that entire thing was last night.
The feed that was so choppy it had people wondering the entire night if their internet was lagging.
For a billion dollar corporation, doing something totally unnecessary, it was fucking amateur hour.
There is more than enough demand for regular season NFL games in this country.
Do pre season internationally if you absolutely insist on it.
Enough of this charade.