Neil sums it up perfectly, but perhaps I’m wrong about the cheating part.
All occupants were able to get out of the vehicle, officials said.
Police say no charges are pending.

4:25am was all I needed to see.
That wasn’t a happily married couple spicing things up.
And who knew the Schuylkill River (Skoo-kull) was the perfect spot for that?

This is the second time inless than two weekssome folks getting freaky got wetter than intended in that location.
A 2005 Toyota Camry wouldve never shifted into drive while you were having sex.
Those circular PRNDLs in a Range Rover dont stand a chance.

All that money you spend on this car and theres no anti-sex mechanism.