Nobody has a gun to our heads.
The market will dictate their success, and there’s more than enough other options.
What the hell is a resort fee you ask?
As the tweet above illustrates, Las Vegas is KING of this bullshit.
And it hasn’t always been this way, but it is the norm there now.
Which is why it’s so frustrating.
That will be an extra $50.
You have a suitcase too?
Well why didn’t you say so?
That’s another $100.
Oh, you want a seat that your legs actually bend in front of?
But this is different.
And it’s becoming rampant across the industry.
Take for instance this little card I found in my room key enevelope this morning in Miami.
In this economy, that’s a lot of fucking money, for absolutely nothing.
(Thanks Obama).
Very frustrating when trying to stream.
Even more annoying when you’re getting fake charged for it.
Again, according to my friend.
Kind of hate it but also kind of like it.
Porn is way too accessible nowadays.
And everything is in play.
These kids today can watch a chick get rammed six ways to Sunday on-demand.
I’m no Quaker but that’s not a good thing.)
Access to Museum of Graffiti - Spare me this nonsense.
Just tell me you’refuckingme.
Isn’t that part of the overall hotel’s allure and built into the price?
Ok just go back to fucking me in the ass, I’ll shut up.
Wellness classes and 24/7 use of the Fitness Center - Wellness classes?
What the fuck is that and why are you forcing them on me?
Are you calling me fat?
Do I need to hire thatslimeball representing that lady in Detroit that’s suing Lyft?
And they all look like this.
If Alo moves on demand means one of these girls then we have ourselves a deal.
If you’re talking yoga mats, kindly get fucked.
What are we doing here?
Daily use of bicycles (for up to 2 hours) - Stop it.
Access to events - Stop.
2 cans of water daily - Jesus guys.
This shit is madness.
And it’s happening all over, in industries that used to put an emphasis on customer service.
Now it’s the comeplete opposite.
(Hopefully without them noticing).
They just assume you won’t notice.
