One of the more interesting couples out there today is that of Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco.

You’ll see them together out in public and wonder what is going on.

Is he a stalker?

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Is that a fan who won a contest?

Did Selena get told she was going on a date with someone who has the initials B.B.

and think Bad Bunny was showing up?

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I kid, I’m sure he’s an awesome fella who treats her extremely well.

To be honest with you, I feel similarly.

If you’re out-kicking your coverage you’ve definitely wondered this exact thing.

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What could your partner possibly like in you that no one else in the world can match?

Are they partially blind?

The brain not fully functional anymore?

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Is Ashton Kutcher waiting in the next room?

Something has to be up.

Mr. Blanco is right there with you, seemingly hoping to never wake up from this dream reality.

“Theres no ego between us.

Shes praying for me to win and Im praying for her to win.”

Holding her isnt close enough.

I want to be inside of her whole body.

I just feel a thing for her that I cant even explain.

Im so sappy.'"

“I just smile all day,” he added.

“Im so scared shes just going to wake up and be like, ‘What?

Gomez replied that Blanco is “stuck” with her.

Hey at least he got her a tub full of queso for Valentine’s Day.

Keep those kind of ideas coming Benny, you will need quite literally all of them.