I’ve got a 20 year drinking career and, well, I’ve nearly touched them all.
Let’s go through the list.
- The Fighter—Never been the fighter.
Not in my nature.
Not really ever trying to endure physical pain.
Vandalizing property falls in that category.
Also…kind of a pussy when it comes to committing petty crimes.
Can’t do it.
- Jekyll/Hyde— Ummm…does uncontrollable dancing count?
The Mayor of Puke city.
Basically all of my early drinking involves or ends with me puking.
Never made it to the concert.
Plenty of other times that are less memorable.
Credit to me for getting it under control as I matured.
As soon as I start to feel even 10% tired I am done.
I am going to bed.
- Guy Who Likes To Wrestle— I like to wrestle.
I work hard to suppress this part of my personality.
Don’t think I do it in drinking options though.
- Always looking for the next move— Fellas, I hate moving.
Give me a place to sit and I am good for the night.
- Bad Stories Guy— Big time so my apologies.
This whole blog might be bad stories.
The Networker—I hate networking and in general I hate meeting new people.
Coke Guy—Never been me.
Guy who gets you caught in HS—Hate this guy.
Couldn’t be me.
- Shot Guy—Shot guy is a mortal enemy of puke guy.
Shots never sound like a good idea to me.
We’ve all been bad sometimes.
Admitting it is the first step to turning it around.
