Hand up, I need to issue an apology to the great fans of this company.
Thats what this current blog is: a changed product.
Instead, I am going to simply lay out the timeline of events for one Dave Portnoy to review.
Keep your money for May, as I have not earned it.
Could you imagine if this were a standard throughout the entire company though?
Nevermind, this is not a blog to attack, its simply a blog to lay out the facts.
Do I wish I could see what the triarchy deemed reasonable for the full-time employees?
Seemed like the entire Rundown last night forgot it.
Now hes white-knighting around the office like I’ve gone too far by pointing it out again.
That’s my big thing, if I’m being real.
People are going to give me shit for that, but you have no idea.
“Unfortunately for you Tate, you picked the wrong bitch.
You wanted my attention?
You’ve got it.
Be careful what you wish for.”
Should be enshrined forever in the Blog Hall of Fame, not just for substance, but for timeliness!
Tuesday, January 30th: I Write A Blog To Revive The Blog
Zero shots taken.
Just a plain, old-fashioned, good blog.
At this point, I’m still just writing during my lunch break.
Wednesday, January 31st: Blog About Nate
Nate’s actions over the previous couple days deserved this.
But I write one hilarious takedown of Nate at 11:50 am….and I’m hired by 12:20 pm.
I wrote this blog during lunch (35 minutes) and it was official.
I was hired for ruffling the feathers of the New York office.
Remember that everyone….that’s why I was hired.
Thursday, February 1st (1:06 PM): Barstool New York Reacts To My Hiring
Interesting.
“You talked all your shit.
That’s all I have to say.
Forget the fact that I came in and cashed two free throws cold off a 6.5 hour drive.
What’s important for this timeline is what happened after that.
This all would’ve been over and done with.
Did I create the best content to ever come out of Barstool Sports?
But getting Big Cat’s vote of approval is all I need to show that I had moved on.
Do I go in and raise hell?
Or do I go prove them right and act like a pussy?
You’d think I went in and burned the place to the ground with the way they have reacted.
Look in the mirror, boss.
This situation is symbolic of what Barstool has become.
And he’ll blame anyone else except himself for the falling.
Because, and everyone knows it, I said the quiet part out loud.
And because I did my job, that he hired me to do, very well.
I thought Dave Portnoy was the most honest person everyone knew.
