Men have given up trying completely when it comes to talking to women in-person.
We barely bother talking to other men anymore.
Thanks to the internet, there’s no longer a need for it.
Sarcasm aside, it’s genuinely become a problem.
It’s pathetic really.
There’s other people out there trying to help as well.
And by help I mean take advantage of desperate people.
We’re too far gone to go back to how things were pre-internet.
It was the internet that created this loneliness epidemic.
The only way to fix it is by throwing more internet at it.
Through the use of the most advanced, most expensive technology the world has to offer.
Because they have a hot robot girlfriend at home.
There’s nothing staggering lonely about that.
Although I regret to inform you.
You cannot have sex with the robots.
I suppose that depends on how you define sex.
The robots do not have working vaginas.
Were taking it to a different level that nobody else is really doing, Kiguel declared.
It can be like a romantic partner.
It remembers who you are.
It can act as a boyfriend or girlfriend.
I gotta think if they’d added that one simple feature, robot sales would skyrocket.
They do however allow you to fully customize the robot’s face.
Which seems a little sketchy to me.
I mean that’s pretty fucked up.
That seems pretty violating.
Someone who does that at minimum deserves to be put on a list.
It would certainly constitute a restraining order.
That just feels like something we should maybe nip in the bud before these things became too affordable.
Certainly before Realbotix adds working vaginas their product.
But at least they’ve cured loneliness once and for all.
I guess you take the good with the bad when it comes to “companion” robots.
