Ratings Never Lie: Raygun Is Now Ranked The No. 1 Breakdancer In The World By The Federation That Oversees The 'Sport'

We all remember Raygun.

How can’t you?

Well, good news, she’s now ranked the No.

1 breakdancer in the world.

The Olympics don’t count, no one really knows why.

Now, I gotta give her credit.

At the same time, how can I argue with ratings?

Every rating system is correct:

John Fanta is indeed ticked off.

The Giants are indeed ass, but not as much ass as the Panthers.

So you see, maybe, analytics never lie?

I assume this will be the last breakdancing blog we ever have.

The best there was, the best there is, the best there ever will be.