Happy Friday, everyone.
Couple of things to think about heading into the weekend…
First off…
Meanwhile, the only TikToks they should be fixated with are these…
And…
And… (wait for the turn)
I saw two movies this week, and I would recommend both…
I walked out of the originalTwisterwhen I attempted to see it in theaters back in 1996…
But I thoroughly enjoyed the recent remake/sequel/prequel/whatever-the-fuck-you-call-it.
I guess what I am saying is- If you’re waiting to watch the newTwisterat home, don’t…
Unless, of course, you have vibrating seats andDolbysound.
Except for the one you have to wait 15 minutes for… Oh, yeah!…
My advanced age has finally made my life easier, for once.
Your genitals get longer as you age.
And not “longer” in a way that will make you want to dabble in lemon porn.
But, Large… How do sagging genitals make your life easier?
I’m getting to it.
I am not a pro-vaccine guy and I wore a mask reluctantly during the pandemic.
However, my laissez-faire opinion towards Fauci does not also apply to my deadly fear of lice.
And if any parents are reading this, you know what I am talking about.
Standing in front of the urinal, I remembered I was wearing drawstring shorts… That’s all I have right now… Have a great weekend.
Squeeze as much as you’ve got the option to out of it, and take a report.
