There’s an ever growing list of celebrities.
Some decisions are easier than other.
Take Darren Sharper for example.
Darren Sharper was a 5x All-Pro, Super Bowl winning safety.
On the other hand, he was serial rapist.
So it was an easy decision foralmosteverybody with a vote tonotvote Darren Sharper into the Hall of Fame.
Everybody except for Peter King.
But consider a guy like Peyton Manning.
Allegedly, yes, something like that.
So how does R. Kelly stack up?
A few years later he had a sexual relationship with a 15-year old girl.
A few years after that, a video surfaced of him urinating on a third underage girl.
That same year he was hit with 21 counts of child pornography.
He was accused of holding several woman hostage and forcing them to be a part of a cult.
In 2017 he raped a woman and infected her with herpes.
In 2019 he was slapped with 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse.
He gave this interview.
In the end, R. Kelly was found guilty on 9 charges.
Charges consisting of kidnapping, bribery, sexual exploitation of a child, racketeering, and forced labor.U.S.
What about Ignition (Remix)… R. Kelly = bad guy.
I disavow R. Kelly.
I will never Ignition (Remix) at karaoke night again.
But I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on 25 albums worth of unreleased R. Kelly prison music.
I’m not sure if there are any laws we can use to commandeer that music away from him.
I don’t really want to contribute to R. Kelly continuing to profit off his music.
And don’t get me wrong.
I don’t think R. Kelly is sitting on any classics in there.
I’m not sure he’s got those in him anymore.
Although the pain of prison does sometimes bring out the best in people.
I still have this prison song stuck in my head from 4 years ago.
“Trapped In The Prison”, if you will.
Even stuck in prison, R. Kelly didn’t write 25 lyrically coherent albums in only 3 years.
He’s almost certainly just going off the top.
Something like this, but even stupider and more psychotic.
Did R. Kelly get in any fights over the remote that day?
Did a sexy female prison guard make a run at seduce him?
Did he catch a fellow prisoner dropping the soap in the shower?
Did he encounter any midgets?
I just know there’s some real delusional, unhinged stories in those recordings.
I’m not sure how we go about convincing R. Kelly to release them to us.
But I’m guessing he’s in desperate need of money.
So we’ll probably have to illicit the help of a judge and/or victim.
Either way, I’d love to hear them.
He’s currently 58-years old.
For simple math’s sake, let’s say he’s locked up another 24 years.
I imagine he’ll release it as a 2,250 part “Trapped In The Prison” music video series.
However it’s eventually shared with the world, I’m sure it will be a train-wreck.
