The Diddy case really seemed to fall off the map the minute the Presidential election came around.
At least it did on my algorithm.
For a while there it felt like we were getting a new Diddy update every single day.
But I guess that’s just how the news cycle goes.
Freaky underage celebrity rape parties with thousands of bottles of lube are only interesting for so long.
But I think that pretty much sums it up.
Diddy’s trial is set to begin on May 5, 2025.
He’s been denied bail three times so far.
But that hasn’t stopped him from trying.
Apparently you’re allowed to request bail as many fucking times as you want.
But that’s neither here nor there.
Diddy is dead set on getting out on bail by any means necessary.
Not contacting witnesses is rule #1 of going to trail for sex crimes.
you’re able to’t do that Diddy.
So to have other prisoners straight up dial these witnesses.
Like these calls aren’t being recorded.
He just physically can’t play by the rules.
But I’m sure he lived his entire life that way.
Up until about a year ago it was working pretty damn well too.
He literally got a key to New York City 13 months ago.
He’s not just going to change his ways due to a silly little court case.
Whether his lawyers like it or not, the guy is going to go down swinging.
But it sure doesn’t sound like Diddy is going to succeed in getting bailed out.
There were reports when he was first processed that his life was in danger.
But it looks like Diddy was able to overcome that.
Apparently the guy who’s been a manipulative monster his entire life.
Who’s always been able to persuade people to do whatever is in his best interest.
Who has more money than the rest of the prison population combined.
Is actually pretty good at prison.
In hindsight, maybe we should have seen that coming.
Which is a good thing for him.
Because he’s very possibly going to be there for the rest of his life.
