Presidential Candidate Robert F. Kennedy Confesses to Rosanne That He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park and Framed it as a Bike Accident Back in 2014

But the RFK dead bear saga tops it.

But far be it from me to judge RFK for this silly little bear mishap.

This happened in 2014.

That was a long time ago.

RFK has matured since then.

He was only 60 years old at the time.

Heady move by RFK to get out in front of this situation.

But RFK’s hands were tied.

What other options did he have?

Put the bear back on the road where he found it?

Throw the bear in a dumpster?

Hold a bear funeral in the woods?

Don’t be ridiculous.

RFK’s intentions were pure.

But there’s only so much time in the day.

RFK simply ran out of time that day.

Nobody was harmed by his actions.

The bear was already dead.

By no means should this affect his ability to garner an embarrassingly low amount of votes this coming election.

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