PREDICTION: If Kyle Schwarber Slays 3 Home Runs And 7 RBI's Every Game, The Phillies Should Win The 2024 World Series

I know, I know.

We’re really going out on a limb with that headline.

Them just the facts.

4-4, 7 RBI, and a BB.

Here’s all three majestic blasts in order - Bam, Pap, BOOM!!!

This is Schwarber’s season long Hoagiefest and we’re just here to enjoy the ride.

There’s still blood that needs to be spilled from last season’s disaster that was the NLCS.

Keep it rolling, and show no mercy.

For Red October is nigh…getcha shirts now.