Im always careful when that guy comes out.

Every time I drink or get ready to fight and Iron Mike returns, I break out in handcuffs.

Unfortunately, I have to fight and be that guy.

I wish I could stop that guy.

That guy haunts me.

I wish I could stop that guy.

I wish that guy died, but hes here again.

But here’s the thing- that’s Mike Tyson.

Iron Mike is a complete different person.

And Iron Mike is either going to kill or be killed.

I get it’s all in the fight game, promotion is promotion, blah blah blah.

He wants to land a right hook and launch his head into orbit.

And I’m very here for all of that.

The fight is still a couple weeks away and I’m hooked.

Hopefully it’s a real fight, because man, we all know these gimmick fights often disappoint.

But I don’t think Tyson got into this sort of shape to dance around the ring.

Gimme Iron Mike by KO.