Im always careful when that guy comes out.
Every time I drink or get ready to fight and Iron Mike returns, I break out in handcuffs.
Unfortunately, I have to fight and be that guy.
I wish I could stop that guy.
That guy haunts me.
I wish I could stop that guy.
I wish that guy died, but hes here again.
But here’s the thing- that’s Mike Tyson.
Iron Mike is a complete different person.
And Iron Mike is either going to kill or be killed.
I get it’s all in the fight game, promotion is promotion, blah blah blah.
He wants to land a right hook and launch his head into orbit.
And I’m very here for all of that.
The fight is still a couple weeks away and I’m hooked.
Hopefully it’s a real fight, because man, we all know these gimmick fights often disappoint.
But I don’t think Tyson got into this sort of shape to dance around the ring.
Gimme Iron Mike by KO.