Don’t want anyone to ever say that Jordie condones murder.
Don’t support it, can’t have it, no way jose.
This is the throw in of shit they make movies about.

Again I have to say here that I’m anti-murder.
So we can leave that part out of the moving.
But the drug smuggling?
Moving 60 tons of cocaine a year while also shredding some fresh powder?
Yeah, I’d gladly watch 122 minutes of that.
Oh and by the way–the FBI has named this case “Operation Giant Slalom”.
Which obviously fucking rules.
Once again, I’m not a murder guy.
It’s just too good not to end up on a big screen at some point.
Sidenote: He finished 24th at the Olympics.
So I can understand how he ended up in a life of drugs and crime.
Oh and in case I didn’t say it yet, I don’t condone murder.
I actually detest it.