Good question @NFL.

Just real quickly off the top of my head.

Maybe in New Orleans with the rest of his teammates?

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Back at his parents house in Texas?

Or something like that.

Maybe Jalen Hurts is actually paid a little something to go there.

I don’t know what that contract looks like.

I’m projecting my own feelings onto him.

A party that I imagine lasted into the wee hours of the morning.

A party I can find no evidence of Jalen Hurts being at.

I’m just asking questions.

I don’t think Jalen Hurts is a big party guy regardless.

But I know Nick Sirianni and Saquon Barkley were there.

Again, I don’t know how Jalen Hurts thinks.

He comes off as the only Eagles player there.

He doesn’t have any children.

I’m sure having children would make the whole VIP Disney World experience a lot more enjoyable.

You and your kids would have loved this bullshit…"

Obviously you take the good with the bad.

I’m sure he’s not miserable.

But the NFL & Disney could at least force a few more teammates to go with him.

Or would it be that bad if they pushed back the Super Bowl MVP Disney World Tour to Tuesday?

Or even do the parade at night?

Early afternoon is way too quick of a turnaround.

That’s no way for the NFL to treat their Super Bowl MVP.

The face of their league for the 2024-2025 NFL season.

His teammates are probably doing something awesome right now.

They’re probably still out partying, or relaxing in a pool somewhere.

It’s very funny to me that the Super Bowl MVP has no choice in the matter.

Collect your trophy, do not pass go, and report straight to Disney World.

At least give them some options.

But congrats on the Super Bowl, Jalen Hurts.

I hope Mickey Mouse was very accommodating.

And I wish you some well-deserved rest very soon.