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Listen, I have a problem.

My problem is that I can’t not write about what she’s doing.

There’s too many pageviews to be left on the table.

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For some, that would be a suit and tie for the incredibly formal occasion.

It’s officially happening and judging by Twitter replies, there’s already been hundreds of applicants.

Or it’s chronological order and you’ve gotta just hope you get a number to your liking.

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There’s probably never been more at stake for these guys.

Good luck out there fellas.