Maybe America should try this.
I feel like there’s a lot of tension in congress right now.
There’s a big election coming up.
The political temperature in this country seems about as high as ever.
Or political candidates taking lame shots at each other in interviews.
We can sell tickets.
Put it on PPV.
Maybe it would help release some tension.
Ok that’s probably not the answer.
It wouldn’t be the craziest thing that’s happened this summer.
The Turks are slowly climbing my ranks of people I do not want to fuck with.
I certainly won’t be picking fight with any Turks any time soon.
Unless of course it’s one of those Turkish ice cream jerks.
They’ve got it coming.
