Police Chief in North Bergen, New Jersey is Being Sued for Pranking Too Hard (Spiking Coffee with Viagra, Pooping on Floor, Stabbing Co-Worker in Penis, etc.)

Sad day for the boys in blue.

Sad day for New Jersey.

Sad day for America.

Apparently it’s possible for you to get fired for being the fucking man in 2025.

Robert Farley was simply keeping his men on their toes.

His police chiefing style may have been a little unorthodox.

I’ll admit his tactics were a bit old school.

you’ve got the option to’t afford to have comfortable officers.

As a police chief, you need your boys to be on edge at all times.

Let your guard down twice… you get a needle in the penis.

That’s what you get when you hire the real-life Todd Packer to chief your police department.

I mean just look at the guy.

Look at his eyes in the picture below.

Robert Farley was scheming from the moment he was sworn in as chief.

I mean what did North Bergen expect when they put him in charge?

Officers who spoke up were allegedly dismissed with, “What, you cant take a joke?”

Apparently they can’t take a joke, Farley.

You hate to see it.

IfChrisFarley had done this on SNL, everybody would have called him a comedic genius.

Or send “masturbation cream” to a co-workers house.

Or scatter your human shit around the office.

Not in North Bergen at least.