What a wild ride of a post.
I went from thinking Tiger Woods was married to thinking Tiger Woods was possibly dead all within 240 characters.
It’s a masterpiece, really.
I actually mean that.
Good ball, Tiger.
I truly do love Tiger Woods.
He’s given me years upon years of golf watching enjoyment.
Some of my core memories are watching Tiger on Sunday.
But Tiger makes LeBron James look like the most socially normal, down-to-earth athlete on the planet.
They’re similar in a lot of ways.
Both of them lived their whole lives in the spotlight.
Neither had any semblance of a normal life.
Tiger Woods is who LeBron James should be.
Do you think Tiger penned this post himself?
It almost had to be him.
I’m not sure if he’s the one who hit send on the tweet.
No way a set of professional eyeballs read that and thought, “Yep, good post Tiger.
This should give you some peace and quiet.”
But congratulations on finding the love of your life Tiger.
I can tell the two of you are deeply in love by the staged photoshoot.
You pass the line test perfectly.
That is in fact if Tiger Woods is still alive.
They are sleeping in the second picture after all.
I just can’t get over that last sentence.
I can’t imagine typing that out unless someone has been lost.
Just something to keep an eye on.
