Ive been at this for a while now and had what some might call an iconic career.
But, unfortunately for the single ladies of Chicago, I still havent hit my prime.
However, Im not here to toot my own hornIm here to share my game.
Picking up women at bars, in many ways, is just like college football recruiting.
Lets break it down.
Back home in South Florida, the hotter the girl, the higher the costthats just how it goes.
And while recruiting five-stars in Chicago is a bit easier, theyre still more expensive than other prospects.
In todays world, you have to pay 18-year-olds millions just to get them on campus.
Two different games, but the strategys the same.
While they may not be as expensive as five-stars, they still come at a price.
3-Stars
This is where championships are won.
You cant take home the title without depth on your roster.
Theyll only cost you a bucket of Millers.
In my opinion, this is the most crucial part of recruiting.
Plus, 3-stars have room for improvementthey can develop into blue-chip prospects over time.
2-Stars and 1-Stars
Just send them an offer.
Theyre mainly looking for an IG story post about committing to a program.
At least youll have something on the board.
Walk-Ons
Youll have to show me something if you want to play for this program!
I need to see you hit someone on the scout team like youre prime Ray Lewis.
If you cant make me feel it in my chest, youre not getting playing time.
