This is vital information in understanding the character and mental capacity of a candidate.

There’s only 3 ways you become a Cowboys fan living in the Philly area.

None of them are good.

  1. You have bozo parents who were Cowboys fans and were selfish enough to rope you into it.

  2. You grew up in the early 90s and were a front-running piece of shit.

No matter what, you have issues.

That’s what it all boils down to.

And while all politicians have issues, this one is just a deal breaker.

You just can’t.