There have been a few major companies who have considered putting a headquarters in Philly.
It seems like they’re constantly trying to add more weeks to the season.
I mean look at this fella right here.
I mean, sure, he has the arm sleeve tattoos and the beard dyed green.
But he still looks like he’s a contributing member of society.
That is, of course, outside of the days when the Philadelphia Eagles are playing a home game.
He’s probably a contributing member of society in some form or another.
But not on a Monday when the Birds have their home opener.
These guys are out there damn near 15 hours ahead of kickoff.
I’m sure there were hundreds, if not thousands, of folks out there with them that early.
There’s simply no chance they all make it to kick off.
Just in time to get yourself situated for game time.
All I know is Kirk Cousins is likely to get second-hand shitfaced through the air tonight.
Get ready for some drunken purchases on Kohls.com.
Happy Home Opener to you and yours.
It’s nice to be back with the tailgate boys again.
