Only America’s sweetheart Paul Rudd can make corporate slop like this actually feel kinda fun.
Computer, load Celery Man.
With Tayne out of the way let’s circle back to this Nintendo ad for a second.
Why the FUCK didn’t they name it “The Super Switch”?
Also this made me lol, so true it fucking hurts.
Nintendo just opened up Super Switch preorders on the 24th so the wounds are quite fresh too.
But it’s not stopping everyone.
What a world haha awesome!
Anyway what do you think Paul Rudd does for his skincare routine?
How many ounces of water does he drink daily?
How many gallons of blood has he consumed in the dark of night?
Here’s the answer!
Look at us having fun again, who would’ve thought?
But I can’t close out a PR blog without throwing in his best comedic work ever.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about just click with reckless abandon.
If you do know, then enjoy another round.
It always goes down smooth.
Hopefully those tariff prices never force us to export Paul Rudd for pennies on the dollar.
We gotta keep our best vampires IN AMERICA where they belong goddamnit.
And don’t you dare even consider coming for Keanu or Nic.
