Crosby and Ovechkin in 2005-06.

And then in comes Patrick Kane in the 2007-08 season.

When all is said and done, he should be remembered as the greatest American-born hockey player ever.

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15-20 years later, all of these dudes are still absolute killers.

That was 15 years ago.

Vintage, vintage Kaner.

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Give him an inch of space and a drop of time, and you’re dead.

That’s all there is to it.

It’s what he was put on this Earth to do.

Now I don’t know much about Patrick Kane’s personal life.

But I’m pretty sure we would have heard by now if he was an extremely devout Christian.

That, my friends, is what Showtime is all about.

This man still has 50 more years of terrorizing goalies ahead of him.