First off, I still can’t believe we have a BBC here.

One of those things you don’t think of the British Broadcasting Corporation first.

Porn has ruined that word/acronym more than possibly anything else.

Tough break for the Brits.

Second, funny is funny.

Calling Ronaldo ‘Misstiano Penaldo’ is fair game.

He also doesn’t play for England, so why the fuck are you complaining anyways?

Have some respect and cheer for England and other big names to lose.

Seems like the smart thing to do.

Best part of this all?

Portugal won the match still.

That’s something he would do.

You miss a PK for a chance win before a shootout and guess what?

You deserve to get made fun of.

That’s a promise.