Ladies and gentlemen, I am here once again to report that love is on life support.

The city that I was once told was the ‘City of Love’ is no more.

We were fed lies by the French and their refusal to have air conditioning.

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Austrian sailor Lara Vadlau and her girlfriend German soccer player Lea Schuller have parted ways at the Summer Olympics.

‘Lea is no longer my partner,’ she said.

It’s a shame.

A travesty if I can be frank.

Lara and Lea shared a special bond, and stood by a quote that many should in my opinon.

‘We have beautiful bodies - why shouldn’t we show them off?

you might be a bit provocative,.’

We wish them the best.

Goddammit France, you ruin everything.

Good way to cheer all parties up?

Watch Rough N' Rowdy tonight in a few hours.

Could be the last one ever, so best to go out with a bang.

Buy the fights below.