The virgins of the bears.
Legit limp dicks that can’t even fuck.
zoo keepers had to juice them up with hormones for get them to start fucking again.

The thing is they succeeded and the Pandas fucked their way out.
How many depictions of pandas being violent have you ever seen?
Ben Stiller’s character kills a panda in the funniest movies of all time.
The Panda attacks him first though.
It’s a must-watch clip.
Pandas never do shit.
They are almost like sloths.
So this is hilarious from the perspective of the cuddly depiction most people have.