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The Beautiful Game: Southern/Grambling Gave Us One Of The More Bizarre, Chaotic Endings You'll See In College Hoops

This right here is the beautiful game. This is why you watch low-major SWAC basketball. Not to mention this is the 1 seed Southern racing for the ball and saving themselves. Only to lose in OT that is. But this is March at its finest. You have a 1 seed trying to stay alive and do what they are supposed to do. This is college basketball at its finest. You have to remember that kids make dumb decisions....

The Generational Juan Soto Was Being Heckled By A Fan So He Decided To Launch A Home Run Directly At The Heckler

I knew Juan Soto was good, but I didn’t realize he was already a fucking legend. Juan Soto did that shit during a televised game with a cameraphone documenting everything. But Juan Soto is a magnanimous man who is as great a human as he is a baseball player.

The Selfish One Trick Pony Alex Ovechkin Passed Up An Empty Netter To Assist On Aliaksei Protas' First Career Hat Trick

Alex Ovechkin currently has 886 career goals. Just 9 away from passing Wayne Gretzky for first all time. And despite this, people still poo-poo him. Not a peep from Darren Pang…very interesting. Like if it was the Flyers local home announcers, that’s one thing. But the TNT crew? Get outta town with that shit. Ovi now has 17 games left in the season to get 9 goals. Will he do it this year?...

There's Nothing More Beer League Than A Game Stopping Because A Couple Of Teammates Are Throwing Haymakers At Each Other On The Bench

But this fight right here is obviously different. For starters, it’s teammates going at it on the bench. It’s a 2-1 game in the first period. Nothing has happened in the game to warrant this pop in of throwdown. Not to get too cliche here, but these fellas have to be brawling over a broad. Maybe someone on the team is banging this dude’s ex wife. Or even better yet, maybe it’s not even his ex yet....

TYRESE HALIBURTON COMES UP CLUTCH IN THE FINAL SECONDS WITH THE 4 POINT PLAY TO BEAT THE BUCKS

I REFUSE TO TAKE OFF CAPS LOCK. PACERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Going to try and fight the entire Pacers roster? Tyrese just hit that 3 right in your dick. To be honest, I might take Haliburton or Nembhard over Anthony Richardson / Daniel Jones. The Pacers couldn’t hit ANYTHING tonight, but it doesn’t matter. Haliburton hits the biggest shot of the night, and one of the biggest in his young career. This moment proves that on a national stage for everyone to see....

We Finally Have An Official List Of The Groups That Are Set To Put In Offers To Buy The Boston Celtics

What’s notable, of course, is who is not listed. No John Henry, no Bezos. Maybe now we can stop with the FSG rumor that seems to pop up every few weeks. You must accept and bow down to our lord and savior Brad Stevens. He calls the shots, you do what he wants without questioning it. You believe in Mazzulla Ball and everything it stands for 4. You are not John Henry and FSG...

Amon-Ra St. Brown Seems A Little Scared Of What Ben Johnson Is Building With The Bears

On paper the Bears are better than they were when they finished last season. That should be noted. I refuse get fully bought in and excited again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me for basically my entire life…shame on me. Seeing a clip like this from a division rival… And this is all before the draft. Right now the Bears have three picks in the top 41. You’d also hope for some development from Caleb, Rome, and Booker....

Angel Reese Saying WNBA Players Could Sit Out for More Money, Despite The WNBA Never Making a Profit in The History of The League, Isn't Nearly as Crazy as People Think

It casually came up on her podcast in a conversation with her teammate Dijona Carrington. Which to be fair, is true of any person at any job anywhere. It’s a pretty regular concept. At least from a financial standpoint. And in business, what other standpoint even matters? When Angel Reese says something like that, you know what the response is going to be. Obviously that sentiment is true for a majority of sports fans....

Annual Reminder: Conference Tournament Week Is Better Than the NCAA Tournament

Look at this basketball tournament. One team goes to The Big Dance, one team goes home. That’s why conference championship week is the best. Delaware is one win away from an NCAA Tournament berth after finishing the regular season 12-19. This is why we do it. This week is all ball, all the time. But the journey there might even be a little bit better for those with the eyes to see it....

Barstool After Dark Tonight: PFT Takes An Airplane Full Of Competing Barstool Employees On His Flight Simulator

Annika and Nicky on the plane. Wonton Don and Chaps from Drop a Pin. Our resident flight conspiracist Dante. Hank, Cheah, Kate, Conrad. Should be a fun crew.

Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark Considers Their Viral 'Louis Vuitton' Conference Tournament Court A Success Because Of Barstool Sports

That’s the tweet that was sent out last week during the women’s Big 12 Tournament. It’s not for me, I’m a traditionalist when it comes to the court look. I miss when the NCAA Tournament had the old school looks to it. Play it on campus with the campus look, now everything is the same. Same logos, same sayings, same everything. I took this picture roughly 20 minutes ago. There is no filter, this is how the court looks....

Bonnie Blue Is Causing Straight Up Pandemonium After Showing Up To Spring Break And Vowing To Fuck "Every Small Dicked College Bro" In Sight

In the words of Stu Feiner…“promises made, promises delivered!” It’s literally just her in various hotel rooms with groups of college bros. Did she actually follow through? And to think people say college kids don’t party anymore? Turns out they do party, but only when the world’s biggest slut is in town. And I use the word “slut” as a term of endearment. Bonnie takes pride in her work and that’s a beautiful thing....

Cam Spencer Is Still The Perfect Lunatic, Explains How It's 'Life Or Death' For Him

Goddamnit I love Cam Spencer. Went from Loyola to Rutgers to UConn all while growing more and more as a shit talker. None of this is new. You think he cares it’s Kevin Durant? There’s no reason for Cam Spencer to care who he’s talking to. It’s part of what makes Cam Spencer the elite player he is. He’s going to get in your face and piss you off. It is kinda perfect he ended up on the Grizzlies in the NBA....